janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!
edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!
WHY IS THIS PERSON A JANITOR
Who is this person that’s creating this gorgeous art?
Lol, there, someone finally fixed the stupid craze. Why eat pumpkin-spice-flavored things? Just eat pumpkin. It’s mad good for you.
Thoughts on Malala winning?
conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.
Sometimes, I think that if I could ever have any super power, it would be telekinesis, because dusting would be x500 times less annoying and I could just lift up everything on one surface at the same time and set it right back down afterward.
Also, technically this would cover the ability to fly.
WHAT ARE BIRDS
Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!
Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!
Thank you for listening to a science
That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read
Truly the best explanation.
They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.
Shame on this newspaper. #NotBuyingIt
So does ALL the meat that you eat come from sources that, per se, you "know personally?" Does that include fish and/or seafood? Do you know people who raise animals for animal products? And on the other note we mentioned, don't thoroughbreds and color varieties of snakes have poor chances in the wild... because people have bred them for the benefit of people? I mean, I think it hardly counts to say they couldn't survive in the wild when we have made them that way, lol.
(inserting cut because our friendly discussions are getting so long hah)